Friday, September 16, 2011

One Movie to See and Another to Skip (No. 70)

Movie to See: The Tomb

This movie is not as bad as I though it would be given that it is a direct to DVD horror movie (reads: didn't have my hopes up and actually found myself enjoying the film).  It appears surprisingly well funded, but surely it wasn't -- we'll just call it well-budgeted for the special effects given to us.  As a Fangoria flick, I suppose I should have expected at least marginal financial backing, which it appears to have had.  In other words, you're not going to see the strings on the rubber bats... so to speak.
 
While this movie is supposedly based on the Edgar Allen Poe story, Ligea,  I think the link is so distant that the producer should probably have left the reference as an Easter egg rather than trying to sell the movie as a modern adaptation.  With regards to the cast, Sofya Skya is suitably menacing and somehow manages to make Kaitlin Doubleday appear homely by comparison... which is tough to do.  Doubleday, to her own credit, does a very convincing job with the last half hour of the film - which will make sense when you see it.  Wes Bentley and Eric Roberts also do a great job, but let's face it, you watch horror movies for the scream queens, not the heroic boyfriends with a stiff upper lip...
 
Overall, a delightful little horror movie if you don't expect too much from it.

Movie to Skip: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
Ok, so I wasn't expecting much from a series that sent two of three movies directly to DVD... and there is a strong argument that the first should have gone there too.  That's NOT to say that I didn't enjoy the first one, but was it really worthy of the big screen?  I'm not entirely convinced it should have been.  Anyway, this is not a great movie.  It's mindless, has a lot of nonsensical gratuitous nudity (but not who you want to see :cough: Jolene Blalock :cough:).  This is such a formulaic plot that there is no need to guess what is going to happen next -- you've seen this plotline a hundred times, and generally done better than this.
 
This is kind of a crappy movie, and I really don't recommend it when there are such better options out there -- even Casper Van Dien films!  But... it's still ok for guilty pleasure purposes if you've unsuccessfully tried to stalk Jolene Blalock, or there is just absolutely nothing else that catches your eye.