Wednesday, June 15, 2011

One Movie to See and Another to Skip (No. 53)

Movie to See #1: You Kill Me
This is a movie about polish hit man, Ben Kingsley, who screws up a hit and relocates to California (against his will) in order to sober up and rejoin the family business. Along the way he falls in love with oddball Tea Leoni, who is just as screwed up as he is, and the pair do an odd little mating dance within the fallout of their copious emotional baggage. What this tale boils down to is a sad love story. Each character has several interesting, albeit often very twisted, triumphs along the way that make you root for the characters.  The unflinching look at their ugly humanity compels you to really want to know how it all works out in the end. The movie is often amusing, particularly because of the bluntness of Kingsley's character, but don't think I'd really call the "funny" on the whole. It's more of a (sometimes) light-hearted drama where addiction and emotional distance play central roles in the characters' development. It's certainly an interesting film, focusing on very real human drama in a completely unrealistic set of circumstances that allows for a certain amount of playfulness that would otherwise have felt a little brash.  Worth a watch.
 
Movie to See #2: Alien vs. Ninja
This is a bad movie - for obvious reasons. The quality is more akin to a home movie, complete with 1950's Godzilla-esq monsters, rather than modern cinematic filming, which gives it a light backyard feel. The writing is along a similar vein, relying on a more linear western story line rather than the circuitous 'decompression' style that generally marks good Eastern story telling. Most of the time the movie is gory for the sake of gore and is completely unrealistic in each and every respect. Yet, despite all of that, or perhaps even because of it, it was a surprisingly fun movie. It is so completely stupid, yet still hilarious. Not everyone is going to enjoy this movie because you have to appreciate it for its absurdity in order to take anything away from it. But if you can suspend disbelief just enough to appreciate its silliness, it's actually a decent way to waste a little time.




 
Movie to Skip #1: Defiance
Do you suppose that not liking a movie about armed resistance by Jews during a Nazi occupation automatically make you an anti-Semite? Surely not, although I still feel at least a little guilty for disliking this movie.  You see, while I find the background of this story interesting - kind of - the characters are just so hard to love. It's not that we don't like them, we just don't know enough about most of them to care what happens to them.  My take on it is that being a Jew during WWII doesn't mean we should automatically find your story compelling; we still need to connect on a human level in order to have anything more than 'historical sympathy' for the characters.  We can "care," just like you can "care" about the historical suffering of any people that have found themselves the victims of cruelty.  But we won't buy into the story just because of the setting alone.  Unfortunately for Defiance, the filmmakers did choose to rely on historical sympathy for just about everyone in the story.  Can you honestly think of anything more lame than relying on historic guilt to provide all of the tension to a story?

The problem here is that we don't know the refugees' back stories, what they have seen, or any of the suffering they have experienced beyond the inevitable hunger that comes of being stuck in the middle of nowhere in the dead of winter.  With regard to the bigger setting that should be more closely enshrouding this entire tale, we get nothing but (practically) off-handed references to what was going on in the cities around the forests.  It just doesn't work. 

Unfortunately, most of the tension in this movie, aside from the whole Nazi backdrop (which I'm not dismissing), came from the social implosion of the idiots at the camp itself. The capacity of human beings to turn upon one another when a greater threat looms above them is both fascinating and hopelessly stupid (kind of like the absurd notion in American politics that there are only Republicans and Democrats; that one side is necessarily evil while the other must be good, and that there is no real choice but one or the other... but I digress). This movie shows us that even when being hunted for the purposes of elongated horrific torture and death, people can be so damn petty. No, that's probably not the point of the story, but that's what I took out of it the second time watching it. I really wanted to identify with these characters. I wanted to connect with them and their plight. I wanted to buy into their circumstances because of the atrocities that were occurring so very close to the refugee camp in this film. And I'll admit that knowledge of the certain fate that awaited all of the people in this film should they be discovered did add to the overall tension of this movie... but that idea was so distant from the petty concerns of those at the camp that I, inexplicably, started to forget about the horrors looming in the shadows around them. Was it almost 'refreshing' to explore another aspect of the role of Jews during WWII? Absolutely. But this story was just far too under developed given the 300lb gorilla trying to hide behind the sofa.

I wanted this story to be compelling in and of itself.  Think of Amistad.  That was a very compelling movie. Yes, there was a sort of 'historic guilt' that loomed over the film.  And yes there was a backdrop of the slave trade that necessitated the action in this film.  But it was the horrors that these characters had experienced, it was the actions that these characters undertook that drove the heart and soul of that much better film that made it compelling.  Defiance, on the other hand, gave us a backdrop, but then failed to give me the human connection that I desperately wanted to have.  The story was a complete failure, but it should have been compelling.

The short-comings of the story aside, there were other problems.   Chiefly, the acting in this movie is very hit/miss. Some of it is extremely well done; but some of it is merely passable. That disparity in quality created an uncomfortable jolt in my ability to suspend disbelief resulting in an unintentional emotional distance from some of the characters that this story really didn't need.

I want to feel like I'm on the fence on this one, but if I'm being honest with myself, I have to put this in the category of a 'miss.'

Movie to Skip #2: Agora
As I was watching this movie, all I could think of was a series of questions: is this a commentary on the historic (or possibly current) violence of Christianity? Is it honestly about the fall of Roman society due to rising Christian influence? Is it the death of science due to the rise of religion? Something else? Are these truly real people? Were any of them truly worth saving?

But the biggest question I had when I watched this movie was: is this a made for TV miniseries? And I'm not talking about an HBO or Showtime series, I mean Lifetime or some other marginalized network. Whatever the case, it most certainly wasn't coming on after the 700 Club, because this story was not complimentary to Christianity in the slightest. In fact, if you were to substitute the word "Christian" (and its many derivations) and simply insert "Islam" and/or "Muslim" within the context of the story, I think you would see a movie that mirrors exactly how most Americans view our 'friends' in the middle east. You know: over-the-top violence, the destruction of human life without consideration of its worth, using religion as a sledgehammer rather than a method of teaching the masses, etc. Need I go on?

Unfortunately, everyone in this movie is a caricature... even Rachel Weisz, which was incredibly disappointing. The "depth" of the characters is so superficial that it looks more like an afterthought rather than an honest look at the forces involved in the removal of the Roman Empire from Alexandria. I mean, it isn't a terrible movie, and I'll watch anything with Weisz, but it's a tough one to forgive its shortcomings. I recommend skipping it.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

THQ Loves GW

For hardcore GW fans, who doesn't think this looks like a lot of fun?  I'm in.




And yes, I realize this is old news... I pre-posted this thing a looooong time ago.  Of course, one of the best parts of this little arcade game is that it will allegedly be available for download through the Playstation Network and Xbox Live this summer, and that completing it will allow users to utilize the "Power Sword" in the upcoming Space Marine game that is out in August.  ...I'm totally going to have to figure out how to get my wife to let me buy this game. (I've already pre-ordered Space Marine...)

Friday, June 10, 2011

One Movie to See and Another to Skip (No. 52)

Movie to See #1: Rabbit-Proof Fence
We all know that racism is a rampant societal evil, but when you find it in the wrong place, it can lead to some very shocking results. This movie is about this displacement of young children from their families into orphanages due solely to their half white, half native Australian status. Kenneth Branagh does a great job portraying the white politician who justifies the actions of the Australian government at every turn. His calculated reasoning, despite being so utterly cruel at its core, is chilling, and it really highlights the woefully misguided nature of the Aboriginal Integration program.

But the program itself aside, this is the story about three young girls who escape the orphanage they are sent to and then set out on a 1,500 mile trek across Australia to find their way home. And if you're not aware of the make up of Australia, there is a good reason that no one lives in the center of the continent -- it is a barren wasteland. So, you can imagine the tenacity and courage it took for these children to make the trek. This film is so moving, and yet so tragic at its core that it is hard to pull away.

If it was just for the core of this movie, I think that this movie would easily have hit the five star mark. BUT, there are so many elements that are missing that truly needed to be explained. We never truly see how these little girls survive in such a hostile environment. Many adults, with provisions, pack animals, and experienced guides have failed the trek. Actual explorers and surveyors that were prepared for the difficulties they would be facing not only failed to make the trip, but died along the way. So, just how are three little girls able to do it? It is never really explained, which leaves me with a very dissatisfied feeling. It is a plot hole that really is a let down in an otherwise dramatic masterpiece.

Movie to See #2: Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
If you've ever considered hiring someone to knock over your parent's jewelry store in order to pay off your debts to the mob, then let this movie serve as a cautionary tale as to all of the little things that can go wrong with such a plan. It's amazing what little details you can miss along the way, and even more amazing how those same details can make everything blow up in your face. This movie is fascinating in that we get to see the dangers of crime off the cuff. There is a fair amount of intrigue, and some interesting soul searching by all of the characters involved -- both those you'll feel sorry for, and those you'll want to see punished... even if it means those you fell sorry for will probably get caught up in the maelstrom along the way.

One side note in this film is a question I have to ask. Is Marisa Tomei 43 or 23 at he time this film is made? I mean, she was born in 1964, and the film was made in 2007, but WOW can you not tell. While, naturally, not everyone will appreciate this fact, there is a a LOT of naked Marisa Tomei in this film, and let me just say that the woman has aged very, very well. Now that I've earned my place on the couch this evening...

There is one negative aspect to this film that I can't quite get over, and that's the flip-flopping time line. While I do appreciate the story telling element that comes with showing how things unwind over time, the break in the linear story is sometimes a little confusing. While I can appreciate this kind of approach when you're telling small snippets of story this way, there were really large swathes of story that were part of this back and forth movement of storyline that didn't feel quite right. It was a tad disorienting. Otherwise, this is a great little movie, but the pace was a little disjointed at times.

Movie to See #3: American Psycho 2
William Shatner? Mila Kunis? In the same movie?! Yes! Unfortunately this movie is not nearly as creepy as the original. In fact, it really feels more like a teeny-bopper version of the Christian Bale masterpiece. Like the first movie, this is certainly a tongue-in-cheek romp, albeit with a lot more camp. Unfortunately, when they added the camp, they really dumped all of the menace in the process which makes this one even more unbelievable and gives it, overall, a kind of 'lightweight' feel to it. All that aside, I still found this film pretty fun. Perhaps I'm being too forgiving because it's Kunis and Shatner, but I mean come on, how can you not? A lightweight piece that certainly won't be for everyone, but still enjoyable.



Movie to Skip #1: Hamburger Hill
 
When I was just a stupid high school kid that didn't appreciate the horrors of war, I thrived on visceral action movies such as this one. But now that I'm a little older and a little wiser, I think I have a much better grasp of the darkness that lurks within the soul of man, and the crimes that men commit against one another and against humanity as a whole. War is one of those crimes, even, sadly, when justified and necessary.
Hamburger Hill, released in 1987, is an attempt to explore this darkness. Unfortunately for this movie, a much better movie about the Vietnam War had just been released a year earlier (Platoon), and another good one by Stanley Kubrick (Full Metal Jacket) also came out in 1987. With bookends like Platoon and Full Metal Jacket, and all three of them having to compete with the visceral masterpiece Apocalypse Now from 1979, it's not a surprise that Hamburger Hill falls a little flat in comparison. It simply doesn't have the cinematography, the script, or the acting prowess of any of the other three films and comes off feeling like an imposter.

Don't get me wrong. If you're just looking for a movie about warfare in the jungle, then this film has got tons of it, and you probably won't be disappointed. But if you're looking for an honest exploration of the human soul, then you'll find that this one comes off a little preachy and kind of hollow. You've got three much better choices than this one if you want to explore the Vietnam War from the eyes of the grunts.

Movie to Skip #2: Quarantine
The long and short of this movie is that it is an interesting twist on the modern virus-zombie movie craze. But ultimately there is nothing too terribly surprising about any of it. I've enjoyed Jennifer Carpenter since I first saw her as Detective Morgan on Dexter, and she is certainly one of the saving graces of this film, but at the end of the day, it's just another mediocre zombie movie. Could be worse. Could be better. But wholly skip able.

Movie to Skip #3: The Young Victoria
 
The Young Victoria is beautiful film. It is very well acted, well written, but NOTHING HAPPENED. This is supposed to be a story about how Victoria and Prince Albert fall in love and become the longest reigning monarchs in history (England, anyway). But that having been said, this movie wasn't really about love because 'love' isn't the point of the couple's union. Further, we only see glimpses of their exchanges and it's hard to understand just how the 'love' was supposed to have developed. But this movie also isn't about Victoria being queen, because it is so early on in her reign that she hasn't done anything yet. This is, for all intents and purposes, merely an 'abstract' version of Victoria's life from about 17 to 21 years of age (so, four years in her life). And unfortunately the only real drama in the movie was < spoiler alert> an entirely fictional account of Prince Albert being wounded during an assassination attempt. In fact, Prince Albert was never actually shot historically, although he was present when an assassination attempt was made on Victoria's life.

Ultimately this whole movie just feels a little flat, despite the pomp and circumstance. It looks like a big splash of color, but without any real depth. A rock solid disappointment. The Duchess is MUCH better.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

One Movie to See and Another to Skip (No. 51)

Movie to See #1: Mary and Max

If you can't stand claymation movies, then you will probably not like this film. But if you can get around that part, then I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by this film. While it may look like a children's movie, it is most definitely NOT for children. The story is about a retired old man in New York who has a pen pal relationship with a young girl in Australia. The claymation element of this film adds a hint of playfulness and innocence to this movie as otherwise it would just be freakin' creepy. But because of the use of animation, this actually becomes a very touching story. There are several parts of this movie that are very funny, and there are parts of this movie that might just make you cry. It is a touching comedy and drama that I think most people will probably really enjoy if given the opportunity. Recommended.

Movie to See #2: Lust Caution

If you were ever curious as to just what that fine line between love and hate looks like, then you must watch this film. Set in occupied China during World War II, this is a beautiful period piece about the relationship of a Chinese spy and her Japanese target. The setting, the dialogue, the passion, everything about this movie is an absolute masterpiece. In fact, this movie has become one of my all time favorite movies. It isthat good. Ang Lee shows such brilliance in this movie, that you will definitely be left scratching your head when you watch his later adaptation of the incredible hulk. I'll bet you can't watch these movies side by side and tell which one of them was done with Hollywood studio oversight...

One thing you need to know about this film is that there are elements that are very brutal, but you don't get to them until about half way through the movie. In fact, I was kind of scratching my head the entire way up to that point wondering why this movie was rated NC-17, and then I just went: ooooooohh, I get it. Since we all know violence isn't enough to tip the scale for an NC-17 rating (how The Passion ever made it into theatres with an R rating, despite watching a man being flayed alive is completely beyond me...), you can only guess what you're gonna see. But as you'll find in this story, sex is not just something to grab your attention and sell tickets. Sex in this movie tells a story of its own. It can be an expression of love, of lust, of trust, a tiresome duty, and sometimes, it s merely a weapon. And in this movie, as in real life, sometimes it can be many of these things all at once.

The storytelling in this story is captivating, even for someone like me who has to read the film. But it doesn't matter. Like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, another brilliant Lee film, you will not care. The multiple dichotomies throughout this movie (occupier and occupied, love and hate, man and woman, and many more) are just so palpable that you can't help but devour this film. Highly recommended.

Movie to See #3: Chloe

I think the tagline for this movie should be simply: sometimes you get exactly what you pay for. This is a paraphrase for the synopsis on the DVD cover, see if you can spot where the suspicious wife goes wrong:
 
Suspecting her husband, David (Liam Neeson), of infidelity, doctor Catherine (Julianne Moore) hires sexy escort Chloe (Amanda Seyfried) to seduce him and test his faithfulness...
 
Ok then. Fifty-something wife suspects her fifty-something husband of cheating, so she hires sexy twenty-something prostitute to see if he'll sleep with a nubile young creature that wants to sleep with him? How could that possibly blow up in your face?! The outcome seems pretty obvious from the get go, but there is still enough intrigue in this movie to keep things interesting. Oh, and if Seyfried ever decides to give up acting (she shouldn't), she could probably retire pretty wealthy as a phone sex operator. I'm just sayin'...
 
Anyway, this is a tantalizing little movie that should be teaching us that being suspicious is about as bad for your marriage as actually committing adultery. That's an interesting message. Recommended for suspicious spouses for its message.

Movie to See #4: 9th Company

Russia's version of Vietnam was Afghanistan. And this movie is essentially Russia's Platoon. The movie itself is actually kind of long, so it is definitely not recommended for late night movie watching... of course, it is a Russian movie, so the exorbitant length should not be surprising. And speaking of surprises, there are quite a few sad surprises later on in this movie. The circumstances of the final platoon's position is explained fully in the end, and it's a bit of a kick to the gut. What's even worse, the story is allegedly based on real events.

This movie feels like war in many respects. There is a lot of violence, disparate calms, and copious amounts of tragedy interwoven in the otherwise beautiful scenery. This is a 'tough' film about healing wounds. It's about facing the reality of being stuck in a difficult war under difficult circumstances. It's about being a part of a forgotten war, and the ramifications for the troopers on the ground when the whole world wants to deny your existence. It is visceral and it is very sad. Not terribly surprising given the subject matter.



Movie to Skip #1: Mutant Vampire Zombies From the Hood!
I'm not going to lie to you. I knew this was going to be stupid going into it and watched it specifically so that I'd have a movie I could tell you to skip... and I wasn't disappointed. This is the kind of movie that happens when stoner film school rejects get their other stoner film school rejects together to write, direct and star in the dumbest movie they can think of. And that's about all that you can say about it. It was supposed to be bad, and it is. But I think they were also going for a little bit of camp... which they missed by a long shot. Unless you're looking for a movie to throw popcorn at, I'd go ahead and skip this one.

Movie to Skip #2: Code 46

This movie is supposed to be about a forbidden love set far into a genetically controlled future, but ultimately, I just didn't buy into it. Don't get me wrong, forbidden love is a great story, there is a reason that Romeo & Juliet is one of the greatest tragedies of all time, but I didn't find the necessary passion in this one to carry it. I didn't feel any chemistry between the love interests. And frankly, I just couldn't feel sorry for one half of the star-crossed lovers because of the cheating required in order to make these two characters lovers. And we'll not even get into the whole genetic sibling taboo...

Overall, I think that there was great potential for a charged story, but it just wasn't quite there. Something about this movie completely let down the kernel of 'interesting' hiding within the plot, although I can't honestly tell you what that failure is. This one is, regrettably, skip able.

Movie to Skip #3: The Disappeared

Fun fact to start out this review. If you've ever wanted to see Tom Felton outside his role of Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series, then you'll catch him in this one as the lead's (Harry Treadway) best friend. Of course, once you see the story you'll see that "best friend" is probably a bit of a stretch, but you'll see what I mean if you bother to watch it.

My gut reaction to this movie is quite simply: meh. While there are some decent twists in the storyline, there really is nothing too terribly original. Frankly, there are far better 'beyond the grave' films out there, and this one feels, at best, like a more expensive copy of far better movies. I think it's safe to say that you won't be missing much if you just let this one go by.

Movie to Skip #4: Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl
This movie was obviously made by someone who reads too much Manga. Over the top bloody with just a hint of sexuality, this movie is something a 13 year old would make if he was into hentai porn but couldn't find any actresses who were willing to strip down to their birthday suits and wrestle with latex tentacles on camera. Because of the over the top absurdities in this film, it is actually oddly fascinating, but in an 'Ah, yes, now I remember what it was like to be a teenager with a hormone corrupted mind' kind of way. The film also offers up some rather blunt commentary on Japanese fads (wrist cutting, lolita outfits, etc.). Overall, however, I really couldn't get into this film. It was just a little too... 'off' for me to enjoy it on a serious (or not so serious) level.