Movie to Skip: Ninja
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Friday, September 30, 2011
One Movie to See and Another to Skip (No. 71)
Movie to See: Ondine
How this is a "science fiction" piece is beyond me; definitely a poor
description by Netflix. That having been said, this is a very British
drama: at times it is very moving and is occasionally light-hearted, but
there is always the chance for heartbreak at every turn. While the ending
is kind of expected (see the note about "heartbreak"), there is no way
you can guess how you'll get there, or the details; you know something's
up as you watch this one, but it's hard to know just what it is. I
usually don't like that, but it worked here. It gives the movie a very
'real' or 'raw' edge to it... in spite of the fantastical elements
that last throughout. This movie has a good heart at its core, and that
is, unfortunately, lacking in a lot of modern movies.
Instead of a real movie, this is actually just a sorry excuse for a
vehicle to introduce Scott Adkins as an action star. The plot is
strikingly similar to Kung-fu Panda (I wish I were joking) but it's
actually not as well developed - seriously. This is your typical 80's
style ninja movie - all action, little acting, even less quality writing.
As this movie is almost entirely action, however, that is probably its only
saving grace, sadly. You see, while Adkins not a great actor (he's pretty
terrible), the man is in stunning physical condition, and he
does a pretty good job kicking butt throughout the film. Unfortunately,
other than one action scene after another... the movie gets kind of tedious, and
not in a good way.