Movie to Skip: #1 Cheerleader Camp
The 'Man Cave' phenomenon is a critical part of a fully developed, well-balanced male psyche (honest!). This is the stuff that I do in mine...
Wednesday, October 05, 2011
One Movie to See and Another to Skip (No. 72)
Movie to See: Suspect Zero
For the most part this is a Se7en rip off. To be more precise,
this is really Se7en meets The Men Who Stare at Goats.
But, hey, at least it looked good and had some interesting actors.
Ultimately, while the lack
of creativity was disappointing, it nearly worked. At least... it was good
enough to give the movie a viewing.
This is basically a late night movie for college guys that are either too
lazy, too stupid or too embarrassed to locate actual porn. There is tons
of nonsensical nudity and LOTS of masturbation jokes. In short, this is
essentially a dream come true for 14 year-olds everywhere. For the rest of us -
WOW can you
skip this one. My grandmother would be very disappointed with me if she
knew I actually made it through this one... I kind of am too. Sadly, I've seen worse. Happily, not many.
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